Monday, April 26, 2010

toothpaste, that's right, toothpaste.

I've long searched for the perfect toothpaste. Not too foamy, not too gritty, not too not foamy.

My friend Shannon is a gum critic. She tries them all and knows about the new ones before they come out. I'm pretty sure she has a spy within Orbit or Trident or all of them.

I need a spy.

I can't even tell you how many tubes of toothpaste I keep half full in my home. I mean, I throw them out eventually, because you can't really sell them at a yard sale or anything. And toothpaste is a weird thing to give away. Maybe I'll start taking them to clothes swaps or something.

Anyway, I have a new absolute favorite. Are you ready? Did I keep you in suspense long enough? Can you even stand waiting to know what I use on my precious teeth?

drumroll, please. no? okay.

Crest 3D whitening is the newest winner. Man, my teeth feel clean and I'm pretty sure they are getting whiter with every brushing.

That's all I had to say. I totally created this blog specifically to tell you about my preference in toothpaste. I'm not even kidding.


  1. bulbous nose is bigger than my ojos. they say your nose and ears continue to grow as you mature. I think that's kinda unfair.

  2. Arm and Hammer Advanced White with Baking Soda and Peroxide.

    For your gum critic friend Cobalt 5 is where it's at.

  3. I have had the same search. I use "hippy" toothpaste, as Heath calls it. They almost never have any foam. The Jasons natural GEL (only gel, the non-gel kinds are runny and I get toothpaste on my clothes) is my favorite toothpaste ever.

  4. Lookit you, ya lil shiny toothed cutiepie!